Whatโ€™s a cannibalโ€™s favorite sport?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 12:39:55๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ–

Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.

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Agnes Njeri2019-01-02 18:32:45
Why donโ€™t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ŸŽฑ๐Ÿ’ฐ
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Patrick Akech2019-01-02 01:38:56
๐Ÿคฃ Sharing this right now!
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Victor Kamau2018-12-27 11:23:07
๐Ÿ˜‚ I need to save this one forever!
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Betty Cheruiyot2018-12-24 22:26:14
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Margaret Anyango2018-12-01 16:28:13
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Monica Nyalandu2018-11-29 22:12:47
๐Ÿ˜… I needed that laugh!
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Rose Kiwanga2018-11-23 09:01:12
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ•
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Rose Mwinuka2018-11-18 02:56:08
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Khadija2018-11-07 16:36:48
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿค”
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Ruth Kibona2018-11-05 16:29:23
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Fadhila2018-11-02 11:13:33
๐Ÿ˜„ I canโ€™t even breathe, so funny!
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John Lissu2018-10-29 06:10:56
Iโ€™m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐Ÿฆž๐Ÿ•
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Grace Njuguna2018-10-29 03:59:22
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What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโ€™s my tractor? ๐Ÿšœ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ