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What did the turkey stay before it was roasted?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:27💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What did the turkey stay before it was roasted?
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Answer: The turkey stayed in a "gobble-tel"! 🦃🏨

Explanation: This humorous answer plays on the word "hotel" by replacing it with "gobble-tel," creating a funny image of the turkey enjoying a little vacation before being roasted. The use of the turkey emoji adds to the playful and cheerful tone of the response.

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Nassor2018-08-22 02:24:44
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Nassor2018-07-25 02:09:50
I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨
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Sarah Mbise2018-07-04 03:28:23
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Mercy Atieno2018-06-30 20:11:29
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Hawa2018-06-24 05:03:04
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️
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Rose Lowassa2018-06-18 12:00:11
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Catherine Mkumbo2018-06-05 16:57:07
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Mercy Atieno2018-05-05 15:12:33
🤣 Pure genius!
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Lydia Mzindakaya2018-04-30 00:42:18
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Mercy Atieno2018-04-29 16:05:02
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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George Tenga2018-04-27 06:21:30
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Asha2018-04-22 20:45:10
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Mwachumu2018-04-16 23:13:47
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Betty Cheruiyot2018-04-12 17:12:42
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Janet Mwikali2018-04-11 03:06:30
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚
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Henry Mollel2018-04-09 09:46:55
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️
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Grace Mushi2018-04-06 00:33:45
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Maimuna2018-03-31 22:42:28
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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George Ndungu2018-03-29 18:46:29
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Mwakisu2018-03-23 03:42:23
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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