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What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:20💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?
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Short Answer: Fry-day! 🍟

Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! 😄🥔

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Ann Wambui2018-08-15 03:10:32
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Maida2018-08-07 02:00:39
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Makame2018-08-05 13:52:09
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Jane Muthoni2018-07-30 01:56:36
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Latifa2018-07-10 03:42:12
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Mwajuma2018-07-02 03:59:10
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Mwafirika2018-07-01 14:17:29
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Victor Kamau2018-07-01 05:27:03
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Halima2018-06-22 19:28:46
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Richard Mulwa2018-06-19 11:45:27
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️
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Andrew Odhiambo2018-06-18 17:31:25
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Victor Kamau2018-06-15 00:20:26
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Fadhili2018-06-09 05:23:10
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Fredrick Mutiso2018-06-05 09:22:28
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Nahida2018-06-04 21:13:00
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Muslima2018-06-02 21:50:25
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Hellen Nduta2018-05-31 22:01:36
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Daniel Obura2018-05-29 23:05:37
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Mary Sokoine2018-05-21 10:40:27
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Nashon2018-05-21 07:08:18
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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