Why did the man take his clock to the vet?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:02πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because it had ticks! 🐢⏰

Explanation: The man took his clock to the vet because he thought it had ticks, but little did he know that it was just the ticking sound that clocks make! The play on words between ticks (as in insects) and ticks (as in the sound) adds a humorous twist to the situation. It's a light-hearted way to bring a smile to someone's face and get them chuckling at the pun. πŸ€­πŸ˜„

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Patrick Mutua2019-02-24 21:51:55
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. πŸ“±πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ
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Nyota2019-02-17 16:06:00
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. β˜•πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ
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George Wanjala2019-01-27 14:22:59
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! πŸ“±πŸ˜†
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Sharon Kibiru2019-01-20 15:30:23
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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David Musyoka2019-01-09 22:06:40
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! πŸš΄β€β™€οΈπŸ˜΄
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Kassim2019-01-03 10:08:21
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call meβ€”I’ll laugh at you. πŸ€£πŸ“ž
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Thomas Mtaki2018-12-30 14:19:29
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. πŸοΈπŸ•ΆοΈ
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Raha2018-12-23 07:08:07
I don't sweatβ€”I sparkle! βœ¨πŸ˜…
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Umi2018-12-17 23:27:37
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. πŸ’ΌπŸ’Έ
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Grace Minja2018-12-03 13:01:28
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🀯
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Esther Cheruiyot2018-11-30 02:11:15
🀣 That twist at the end, though!
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Nancy Komba2018-11-23 00:16:54
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πŸ’ΌπŸ€£
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Amina2018-11-02 11:51:54
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like β€˜cleaning supplies.’ πŸ§ΌπŸ›’
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Nassor2018-10-14 07:04:01
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Kenneth Murithi2018-10-13 22:06:49
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πŸ’Ό
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Nora Lowassa2018-10-13 08:40:57
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πŸ–ΌοΈπŸš¨
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Kiza2018-10-01 09:01:14
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. πŸ›ŒπŸ˜¬
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Tambwe2018-09-22 08:15:03
πŸ˜‚ This joke just made my day!
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