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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:31💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
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Answer: Shamp-boo! 🧟‍♂️💆‍♀️

Explanation: Ghosts use shamp-boo, a spooky shampoo made especially for spectral strands! Since they don't have physical bodies, they don't need regular shampoo like us humans do. Instead, they rely on the magically ghostly powers of shamp-boo to keep their ghostly locks looking fabulous. It's a hair-raising and boo-tiful way to stay clean! 👻💁‍♂️

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Alex Nyamweya2018-10-13 19:29:41
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Chiku2018-10-12 12:12:02
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Kiza2018-10-11 16:30:28
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Daniel Obura2018-10-09 17:49:08
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Amani2018-10-09 16:16:47
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Andrew Mahiga2018-10-07 12:28:51
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Victor Sokoine2018-10-02 11:51:12
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Nancy Komba2018-09-27 15:36:23
😄 Nailed it!
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Hassan2018-09-19 13:03:47
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Omar2018-09-11 21:27:51
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Mariam Kawawa2018-09-11 01:02:55
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Victor Mwalimu2018-09-10 16:31:28
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Mary Kidata2018-09-03 13:22:01
😆 Saving this one!
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Raphael Okoth2018-08-23 21:41:45
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Azima2018-08-06 06:50:55
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏
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Biashara2018-07-20 13:26:32
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Lucy Kimotho2018-07-16 10:50:18
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Yusuf2018-07-02 07:31:01
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Issack2018-07-01 23:08:14
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆
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Charles Mboje2018-06-26 15:47:43
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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