What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:25πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: "Close the door, I'm dressing!"

Explanation: When the refrigerator is opened, the mayonnaise requests for the door to be closed because it's "dressing" itself, which is a play on words since mayonnaise is a popular dressing for salads and sandwiches. The use of the emoji πŸ˜„ adds a cheerful and lighthearted touch to the response.

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Samson Tibaijuka2018-12-15 10:52:03
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸ‘
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Anthony Kariuki2018-12-12 00:50:38
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ‘Ά
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Ruth Wanjiku2018-12-04 05:00:37
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Yusra2018-11-28 16:31:09
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. πŸ›ŒπŸ’¬
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David Ochieng2018-11-19 00:40:43
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! πŸ˜„
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Patrick Mutua2018-11-06 15:50:32
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! πŸ’°
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Mashaka2018-10-28 03:37:18
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! πŸ°πŸ›‹οΈ
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Warda2018-10-26 08:13:26
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Mwanajuma2018-10-23 19:06:13
I thought growing old would take longer. πŸ˜„πŸ‘΅
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Paul Kamau2018-10-16 05:29:56
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. πŸ˜œπŸ’¬
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Anna Sumari2018-10-09 07:23:18
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎒🚻
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Anthony Kariuki2018-10-07 19:13:04
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! πŸΈπŸ’»
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Mwanaidha2018-10-01 01:44:08
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Stephen Mushi2018-09-14 11:15:44
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌢️🀭
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Arifa2018-08-24 17:18:03
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. πŸ“–πŸ’Ό
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Fadhili2018-08-24 17:00:59
πŸ˜† Bookmarking this!
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Mashaka2018-08-23 20:14:22
I don't sweatβ€”I sparkle! βœ¨πŸ˜…
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Ruth Kibona2018-08-08 15:54:52
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Joseph Njoroge2018-07-30 22:43:12
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. πŸ•πŸ˜…
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Mwinyi2018-07-18 03:13:38
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! πŸ¨πŸŽ“