Why did the man take his clock to the vet?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:02πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because it had ticks! 🐢⏰

Explanation: The man took his clock to the vet because he thought it had ticks, but little did he know that it was just the ticking sound that clocks make! The play on words between ticks (as in insects) and ticks (as in the sound) adds a humorous twist to the situation. It's a light-hearted way to bring a smile to someone's face and get them chuckling at the pun. πŸ€­πŸ˜„

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Lydia Mutheu2019-05-28 17:43:31
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Anna Mahiga2019-05-27 02:37:17
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Neema2019-05-26 20:27:14
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Muslima2019-05-20 02:15:26
πŸ˜† This one really got me!
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Faith Kariuki2019-05-15 03:18:32
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Edward Chepkoech2019-05-14 07:48:25
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John Mushi2019-04-30 23:44:07
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. πŸ’‘πŸ€£
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Abubakar2019-04-22 05:06:32
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Victor Malima2019-04-21 11:27:29
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! πŸ˜†πŸ‘Ά
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Peter Mugendi2019-04-20 19:17:57
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'β€”I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🀯πŸ€ͺ
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Vincent Mwangangi2019-04-15 09:00:57
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌢️🀭
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Catherine Mkumbo2019-04-02 06:11:54
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I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚
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Nancy Kabura2019-03-21 15:35:39
Wow, this joke is a total winner! πŸ†
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Elizabeth Mtei2019-03-14 15:51:53
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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I thought growing old would take longer. πŸ˜„πŸ‘΅
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Amir2019-03-05 00:35:25
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? πŸ«β“