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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:07💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?
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Short Answer: Because it was two-tired! 🚲😄

Explanation: The play on words here is that "two-tired" sounds like "too tired." So, the bicycle couldn't stand up because it was exhausted from all the riding it had done! 🚲😴

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Victor Sokoine2019-06-06 19:22:08
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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David Sokoine2019-06-06 02:43:21
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Agnes Njeri2019-06-05 10:23:21
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Agnes Lowassa2019-06-02 19:44:14
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Jane Muthui2019-05-31 10:48:54
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Anna Mchome2019-05-30 01:34:03
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Joseph Mallya2019-05-27 04:42:26
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Richard Mulwa2019-05-19 16:20:39
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Brian Karanja2019-05-10 08:18:19
😅 I needed that!
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Margaret Anyango2019-05-04 02:50:11
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Sharifa2019-04-24 19:17:52
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Mtumwa2019-04-19 11:08:32
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Yahya2019-03-30 02:32:28
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️
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Grace Wairimu2019-03-19 07:19:29
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Joseph Kitine2019-03-17 15:11:51
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Lydia Mahiga2019-03-13 11:53:53
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Zainab2019-03-12 06:20:18
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Mwanais2019-03-10 07:45:52
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Rashid2019-03-02 10:39:44
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Mwanakhamis2019-03-01 12:56:02
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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