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Where do polar bears vote?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:12💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Where do polar bears vote?
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Polar "Bear"ctica! ❄️🐻

Explanation: Polar bears vote in "Bear"ctica because it's their icy homeland where they chill out and make important decisions. Just like us humans have our own countries to cast our votes, polar bears have their very own polar bear version of a voting place! 🗳️😄

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Diana Mallya2019-03-05 20:10:30
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Francis Mtangi2019-03-04 03:24:38
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Kheri2019-03-03 00:32:07
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Dorothy Nkya2019-03-01 07:35:43
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Abdillah2019-02-26 07:27:59
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Latifa2019-02-17 22:50:27
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Masika2019-02-14 12:38:37
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆
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Mzee2019-02-12 09:07:23
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Abubakari2019-02-11 06:38:02
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Shani2019-01-25 04:20:17
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊
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Lydia Wanyama2019-01-24 20:29:06
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Hassan2019-01-19 00:18:08
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Diana Mumbua2019-01-17 22:59:50
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Lucy Mahiga2019-01-11 00:55:09
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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John Kamande2019-01-09 03:39:14
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Wande2019-01-07 16:16:00
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Joseph Kiwanga2019-01-06 03:32:27
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Patrick Mutua2019-01-05 20:29:43
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Ann Wambui2018-12-29 03:40:13
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Charles Mrope2018-12-16 17:18:28
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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