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What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:06💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?
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Dracula's favorite fruit is a 🩸🍎"Bloody Apple"! 🧛‍♂️🍏

Explanation: Dracula, being known for his love of blood, would naturally prefer a fruit that matches his taste for the macabre. The "Bloody Apple" combines the spooky essence of vampires and the traditional fruit we all know, turning it into a witty and amusing choice for Dracula's favorite fruit. Plus, it adds a little twist to the common answer of "blood orange" that people might expect! 🧛‍♂️🥳🍎

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Mashaka2019-06-01 12:26:15
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Irene Makena2019-05-31 04:50:28
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Nancy Akumu2019-05-28 01:03:50
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Ahmed2019-05-26 23:00:36
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Mwanaisha2019-05-26 14:53:19
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Fadhili2019-05-24 22:23:57
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Mwanais2019-05-03 08:18:20
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Juma2019-04-29 16:42:09
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Ruth Wanjiku2019-04-25 00:27:47
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Amir2019-04-24 12:21:25
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Catherine Naliaka2019-04-08 13:24:18
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️
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Isaac Kiptoo2019-03-20 17:23:32
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Miriam Mchome2019-03-19 15:22:40
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Rose Waithera2019-03-16 13:06:55
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Furaha2019-03-15 16:25:50
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️
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Janet Wambura2019-03-05 02:19:17
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Alice Jebet2019-03-04 05:29:55
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Nuru2019-02-25 09:31:00
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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David Ochieng2019-02-15 06:13:26
😆 That punchline!
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Henry Sokoine2019-02-05 03:53:36
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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