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What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:28💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day?
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What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day? 🐿️❤️ A nutty love letter! 💌🥜

Explanation: This funny answer plays on the squirrel's love for nuts and their habit of hoarding them. Instead of giving a traditional Valentine's Day gift, the squirrel surprises their partner with a hilarious twist, a heartfelt love letter filled with nutty puns! 🐿️❤️💌🥜

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Shamim2019-02-28 18:23:49
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Ruth Mtangi2019-02-04 10:04:18
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Philip Nyaga2019-01-26 22:29:59
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Kiza2019-01-16 07:15:28
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Lydia Mutheu2019-01-12 02:22:53
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️
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Samuel Omondi2019-01-04 23:19:43
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Ali2018-12-29 12:23:55
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Mary Kidata2018-12-27 00:23:48
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Henry Mollel2018-12-05 06:51:02
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Ahmed2018-11-22 12:20:15
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Lydia Mutheu2018-11-09 08:35:19
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼
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Tambwe2018-11-07 10:32:14
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Thomas Mtaki2018-11-04 01:25:37
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅
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Mary Kendi2018-11-03 14:50:55
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Yahya2018-10-27 17:26:38
Thanks Ackyshine
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Moses Mwita2018-10-27 13:17:08
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Nancy Akumu2018-10-27 08:35:21
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Dorothy Mwakalindile2018-10-14 16:28:48
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Janet Wambura2018-10-12 01:00:35
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Nahida2018-10-08 18:23:57
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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