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Why was six afraid of seven?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:15:56💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Why was six afraid of seven?
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Answer: Because seven "ate" (8) nine! 🍽️😄

Explanation: This answer plays with the similar sounds of the words "ate" and "eight." It humorously suggests that seven was feared by six because it had devoured (ate) the number nine, causing it to disappear. The use of the emoji adds a touch of playfulness to the answer.

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Faith Kariuki2019-10-20 19:32:36
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Binti2019-10-16 04:26:42
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Rose Amukowa2019-09-30 13:22:30
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Francis Njeru2019-09-14 02:36:30
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Chris Okello2019-09-09 18:16:01
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Nashon2019-09-04 22:22:30
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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John Lissu2019-08-28 17:41:54
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Mgeni2019-08-26 19:38:45
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Kahina2019-08-21 08:02:27
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Janet Sumari2019-08-17 23:06:14
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Benjamin Kibicho2019-08-06 11:53:04
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Kenneth Murithi2019-07-28 22:27:03
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Kiza2019-07-27 06:31:04
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Diana Mallya2019-07-21 01:59:32
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Rose Mwinuka2019-07-16 03:07:55
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Muslima2019-07-07 09:17:53
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Joseph Kawawa2019-06-26 17:56:16
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Betty Akinyi2019-06-25 23:30:58
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼
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Issa2019-06-24 14:35:34
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Zakia2019-06-23 21:18:48
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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