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Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:14💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip?
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Short Answer: The leek! 🚣‍♂️🌿

Explanation: You should never invite a leek on a boat trip because it might just leek all over the place and sink the whole boat! Plus, it would definitely make a terrible boatmate, always getting tangled up in the oars and seaweed. Better to keep the leek on dry land where it can't cause any aquatic chaos! 😄

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Sharon Kibiru2019-05-08 20:54:22
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Nahida2019-05-06 23:15:57
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Mwanajuma2019-05-04 03:00:29
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Diana Mumbua2019-05-01 01:57:09
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Amina2019-04-29 16:39:15
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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David Musyoka2019-04-28 19:39:37
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂
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Joseph Mallya2019-04-26 07:54:19
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡
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Shukuru2019-04-21 10:53:45
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Shukuru2019-04-21 08:34:35
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Mohamed2019-04-15 03:10:20
😂 Gotta save this!
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Jamal2019-04-14 08:18:19
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Mary Kidata2019-04-03 10:56:54
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Zulekha2019-03-27 12:30:04
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️
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Mtumwa2019-03-19 18:41:38
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Mgeni2019-03-16 22:14:15
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Agnes Njeri2019-03-03 16:57:42
😄 Nailed it!
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Agnes Njeri2019-02-04 14:33:53
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Khalifa2019-01-19 23:35:04
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Lydia Wanyama2019-01-19 15:57:19
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Dorothy Mwakalindile2019-01-10 06:31:20
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶
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