What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:39:58💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Q: What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything? 🐘

A: The elephant's ego! 🙌

Explanation: The answer plays on the idea that an elephant's ego, or sense of self-importance, can be even bigger than its physical size. By using the emoji 🙌, it adds a playful touch and emphasizes the humor of the answer.

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Amir2019-12-29 00:11:13
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️
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Mwanaidi2019-12-27 16:23:38
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Charles Wafula2019-12-22 09:43:05
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Shabani2019-12-18 13:08:20
😁 This made my day!
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Stephen Amollo2019-12-15 20:42:16
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Peter Tibaijuka2019-12-07 11:17:03
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Kheri2019-12-05 02:28:36
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Maulid2019-11-24 21:10:59
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Rose Kiwanga2019-11-21 02:30:53
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Furaha2019-11-13 02:18:32
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Jafari2019-11-06 21:11:23
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Mwanaisha2019-10-17 05:57:15
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Edward Lowassa2019-10-16 03:08:10
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Sharifa2019-10-04 12:10:08
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Tabu2019-09-30 10:36:03
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Tambwe2019-09-27 16:17:45
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Rukia2019-09-23 17:56:04
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Martin Otieno2019-09-03 23:47:06
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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John Lissu2019-08-24 16:21:50
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Grace Wairimu2019-08-23 11:21:47
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭