What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:39:55πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! πŸ€πŸ–

Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.

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Andrew Mchome2019-12-28 03:57:30
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. πŸ§β€β™‚οΈπŸ”
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John Lissu2019-12-26 03:45:31
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Robert Okello2019-12-25 11:24:53
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🀣
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Nchi2019-12-16 06:06:52
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. πŸ›ŒπŸ˜΄
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Shamsa2019-12-07 18:20:51
I’ve got to remember this one for later! πŸ˜†
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Betty Cheruiyot2019-12-05 11:19:35
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚑😌
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Abubakar2019-12-01 20:46:38
πŸ˜† I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Neema2019-12-01 12:56:28
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫πŸ’ͺ
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Mwalimu2019-11-29 16:53:18
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πŸͺπŸŽ‰
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Sarah Achieng2019-11-25 07:14:25
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! πŸ¦†πŸ’΅
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Abdullah2019-11-25 06:45:39
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Sharon Kibiru2019-11-24 17:32:30
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! πŸˆπŸ’
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Abubakari2019-11-19 20:36:34
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! πŸ˜‚
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Shani2019-11-17 08:45:34
This joke is going straight to my favorites! πŸ˜‚
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David Musyoka2019-11-09 20:37:28
πŸ˜„ Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Mchawi2019-11-09 19:42:50
I don’t suffer from insanityβ€”I enjoy every minute of it. πŸ€ͺ⏳
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Jaffar2019-11-07 04:04:13
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! βž•πŸ€¨
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Andrew Mahiga2019-11-03 13:13:45
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. πŸ₯ΆπŸ°
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Anna Mahiga2019-10-26 22:05:06
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. πŸ˜΄πŸ›οΈ
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Shamim2019-10-25 15:57:24
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌