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What does Santa clean his sleigh with?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:04💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Answer: Santa cleans his sleigh with "Santa-tizer"! 🎅🧴

Explanation: Santa-tizer is a playful twist on the word "sanitizer," replacing it with "Santa" to create a humorous and festive cleaning solution specifically designed for Santa and his sleigh. This clever play on words adds a touch of whimsy and holiday cheer to the riddle, making it a delightful and laughter-inducing response. The sleigh must always be sparkling clean for Santa's magical deliveries! 🎁✨

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Abdullah2019-08-06 15:06:45

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Kazija2019-08-01 00:30:49

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Juma2019-07-26 04:01:52

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Emily Chepngeno2019-07-24 11:55:36

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Francis Mrope2019-07-23 01:43:43

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Janet Sumari2019-07-21 06:38:54

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Henry Mollel2019-07-13 03:03:06

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Ibrahim2019-07-04 19:49:18

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Nasra2019-07-01 08:55:03

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Mwajabu2019-06-17 05:39:50

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Irene Akoth2019-06-16 07:05:57

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

David Ochieng2019-06-14 13:39:36

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Victor Kimario2019-06-04 10:59:28

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Raphael Okoth2019-05-31 02:26:57

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Bernard Oduor2019-05-29 21:00:35

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Ann Awino2019-05-22 12:13:21

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Chris Okello2019-05-22 07:20:15

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Yusra2019-05-20 01:24:12

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Francis Mrope2019-05-14 17:46:04

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Linda Karimi2019-05-08 23:55:53

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

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