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What do you call a left-handed dog?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:33💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

What do you call a left-handed dog?

What do you call a left-handed dog?

A southpaw-pawed pooch! 🐾😄

Explanation: This funny answer plays with the term "southpaw," which typically refers to a left-handed person in a sports context. By combining it with "pawed," we create a humorous term to describe our left-handed dog. The playful use of the emoji adds to the lighthearted tone, making the answer even more enjoyable.

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Nora Kidata2019-06-23 09:54:22

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

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Selemani2019-06-20 22:32:47

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

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Lydia Mutheu2019-06-19 15:11:26

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

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Fikiri2019-06-19 08:15:51

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

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Elizabeth Mrope2019-06-19 05:58:19

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

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Kijakazi2019-06-19 03:20:29

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

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Faith Kariuki2019-06-13 03:02:32

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

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David Kawawa2019-05-31 23:56:39

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

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Mwanahawa2019-05-25 08:24:49

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

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Issa2019-05-11 04:46:47

😄 This is pure brilliance!

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Irene Makena2019-04-28 14:21:44

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

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Robert Okello2019-04-22 12:12:40

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

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Charles Mchome2019-04-12 12:20:15

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

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Faith Kariuki2019-04-12 06:04:53

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

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Victor Sokoine2019-04-10 03:05:22

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

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Agnes Njeri2019-04-09 21:48:09

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

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Victor Mwalimu2019-04-09 07:49:30

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

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Arifa2019-04-07 19:54:26

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

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Nancy Kawawa2019-03-28 02:40:08

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

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Joyce Nkya2019-03-23 03:41:12

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂