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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:26💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

🌹 A heartfelt embrace and a bouquet of lovely carrots! 🥕🥕

Explanation: The farmer gave his wife a bouquet of carrots instead of flowers because, well, he's a farmer! It's a playful and humorous twist on the traditional Valentine's Day gift. Plus, who wouldn't appreciate a bunch of fresh and crunchy carrots? 🥕😄

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Hashim2019-03-17 14:25:21
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Nancy Kabura2019-03-17 04:56:01
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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David Sokoine2019-03-16 04:29:03
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Issa2019-03-07 13:02:20
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Ali2019-03-06 20:46:45
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Sharifa2019-03-05 03:08:41
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Mary Kidata2019-03-02 02:19:52
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Mwinyi2019-02-27 21:55:34
😂 This is too funny!
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Isaac Kiptoo2019-02-25 13:20:44
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Mtumwa2019-02-19 04:39:50
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Sarah Karani2019-02-16 08:42:15
😆 That punchline!
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Janet Mbithe2019-02-11 08:48:10
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Josephine Nekesa2019-02-04 08:55:11
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Joy Wacera2019-01-30 12:48:38
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Shabani2019-01-26 14:54:49
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Monica Adhiambo2019-01-20 23:07:11
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️
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Elizabeth Mrope2019-01-16 10:57:54
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️
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Victor Sokoine2019-01-15 19:12:34
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Esther Nyambura2019-01-09 16:44:16
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Mwalimu2019-01-05 07:43:25
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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