What did the baker say to his wife?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:22πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?

Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"

Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji πŸ₯– can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.

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Stephen Mushi2019-08-14 07:00:57
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. πŸ’‘πŸ€£
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Mchuma2019-08-12 10:35:15
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! πŸ¦žπŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ
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Henry Sokoine2019-08-03 22:39:42
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. πŸ§ΉπŸ˜†
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David Sokoine2019-08-03 02:39:12
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. πŸ˜‚β³
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Josephine Nekesa2019-07-09 02:29:40
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Joseph Mallya2019-07-09 01:52:41
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! πŸ–₯οΈπŸ€’
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Betty Akinyi2019-07-06 00:19:40
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†
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Rose Lowassa2019-06-22 16:20:45
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. πŸ›‹οΈπŸ˜‚
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Dorothy Mwakalindile2019-06-19 21:59:50
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! πŸβœ‚οΈ
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Maimuna2019-06-19 07:58:09
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Omari2019-06-17 13:14:49
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! πŸ˜πŸ“±
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Omari2019-05-26 04:55:26
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. πŸ›ŒπŸ˜΄
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Victor Mwalimu2019-05-16 18:37:22
This just made my coffee break so much better! β˜•πŸ˜†
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Abdillah2019-05-11 12:30:22
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Hamida2019-05-10 07:14:26
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. πŸ•πŸ€€
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Grace Wairimu2019-04-24 22:18:28
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! πŸ˜΄πŸ’€
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Patrick Akech2019-04-12 23:56:35
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! πŸ˜†
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Robert Ndunguru2019-04-11 22:23:36
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! πŸ•°οΈπŸΎ
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Fikiri2019-03-25 11:41:30
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! πŸ•·οΈπŸ’»
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Hawa2019-03-24 07:35:23
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. πŸŽ€πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ