What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:39:55πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! πŸ€πŸ–

Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.

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Bernard Oduor2020-04-21 20:07:06
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. πŸ›‹οΈπŸŽ‰
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Habiba2020-04-12 04:00:10
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸŽΆ
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Nyota2020-04-10 12:58:07
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Irene Makena2020-03-31 01:37:22
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. πŸ˜΄πŸ˜„
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Shabani2020-03-30 04:50:22
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πŸΊπŸ˜‚
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Frank Macha2020-03-29 06:10:58
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! πŸŽˆβ„οΈ
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Nasra2020-03-07 10:50:59
🀣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Margaret Mahiga2020-02-29 13:40:40
πŸ˜‚ I’m saving this one!
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Latifa2020-02-28 09:37:33
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. β˜•πŸ“œ
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Daudi2020-02-27 10:14:14
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! πŸ‘¨β€πŸŒΎπŸ†
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Fatuma2020-02-23 08:22:10
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. πŸ”πŸ“
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Mwinyi2020-02-23 01:08:32
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! πŸ†πŸ‘€
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Lydia Mahiga2020-02-10 12:34:12
πŸ˜† Still cracking up!
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Esther Cheruiyot2020-02-07 15:03:51
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. πŸ₯ƒβ˜•
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Yahya2020-02-05 19:22:06
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. β°πŸ˜‚
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Amani2020-02-03 02:45:25
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. πŸ‹πŸ‘οΈ
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Arifa2020-01-28 09:45:28
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. πŸ€”
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George Wanjala2020-01-19 08:05:01
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. πŸŒπŸ˜…
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Rose Lowassa2020-01-15 08:32:03
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! πŸ₯šπŸ€£
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Thomas Mwakalindile2019-12-30 16:20:20
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! πŸ”πŸ₯—