What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:09πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Sleep with a garlic necklace and a wooden stake by my side! πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸ§„πŸ†

Explanation: As a fan of Dracula, I would take my obsession to the next level by ensuring I'm fully prepared for any potential encounters with vampires. Sleeping with a garlic necklace around my neck would keep those bloodsuckers at bay, and having a trusty wooden stake nearby would serve as my ultimate defense. Who needs a good night's sleep when you can be a vampire slayer, right?! πŸ˜„πŸŒ™

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John Lissu2020-04-09 23:31:21
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! πŸ”πŸ₯—
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Lucy Mushi2020-04-07 09:46:27
πŸ˜… I’m still cracking up!
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Masika2020-04-06 11:06:01
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🀣
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Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! πŸŠπŸ”‹
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I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βœοΈπŸ’°
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What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! πŸΈπŸ‘‘
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Sultan2020-02-26 11:23:41
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🀐
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John Mwangi2020-02-17 14:52:00
πŸ˜‚ This is a keeper!
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Paul Ndomba2020-02-10 05:16:10
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. πŸ›‹οΈπŸŽ‰
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Chris Okello2020-01-27 21:31:31
πŸ˜‚ This is too funny!
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There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. πŸ›ŒπŸ˜΄
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Nicholas Wanjohi2020-01-14 06:06:10
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. β˜•πŸ“–
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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ€”
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πŸ˜‚ This joke just made my day!
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