What did the baker say to his wife?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:22๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?

Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"

Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji ๐Ÿฅ– can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.

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Lucy Mushi2019-12-14 10:39:49
Whatโ€™s a ghostโ€™s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿฅง
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Abdillah2019-12-10 04:14:49
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐Ÿฟ๏ธ๐ŸŒฐ
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Samson Tibaijuka2019-12-07 09:55:34
Dear sleep, Iโ€™m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’”
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Joseph Kitine2019-11-30 01:04:28
Why canโ€™t you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโ€™ll let it go! ๐ŸŽˆโ„๏ธ
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Paul Ndomba2019-11-26 19:14:05
๐Ÿ˜† Canโ€™t stop laughing!
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Rashid2019-11-19 08:08:29
I love long walks, especially when theyโ€™re taken by people who annoy me. ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜œ
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Peter Tibaijuka2019-11-18 21:09:36
๐Ÿ˜„ You got me!
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Issa2019-11-02 15:12:25
๐Ÿคฃ This one got me good!
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Brian Karanja2019-11-01 19:17:02
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ–
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Biashara2019-10-28 19:55:01
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโ€™t see himself doing it! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿšซ
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Mwalimu2019-10-28 12:54:50
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿฅš
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Amir2019-10-25 05:48:56
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โšก๐Ÿ˜Œ
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Susan Wangari2019-10-17 12:44:59
Why couldnโ€™t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐Ÿšฒ๐Ÿ˜…
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Monica Adhiambo2019-10-15 22:11:31
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ‘‹
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George Ndungu2019-10-15 18:42:38
Whatโ€™s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐Ÿ“ฐ๐Ÿ–ค
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Joyce Aoko2019-10-07 14:04:29
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜Ž
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Mariam Hassan2019-09-25 01:56:55
๐Ÿ˜ Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Hekima2019-09-19 21:04:20
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโ€™m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Kevin Maina2019-09-03 09:23:41
I donโ€™t need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฌ
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Agnes Sumaye2019-08-21 11:10:20
Iโ€™d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค