What do you do if youโ€™re a fan of Draculaโ€™s?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:09๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Sleep with a garlic necklace and a wooden stake by my side! ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿง„๐Ÿ†

Explanation: As a fan of Dracula, I would take my obsession to the next level by ensuring I'm fully prepared for any potential encounters with vampires. Sleeping with a garlic necklace around my neck would keep those bloodsuckers at bay, and having a trusty wooden stake nearby would serve as my ultimate defense. Who needs a good night's sleep when you can be a vampire slayer, right?! ๐Ÿ˜„๐ŸŒ™

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Anna Sumari2020-07-20 22:24:19
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโ€™re too young to smoke! ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿšญ
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Kiza2020-07-18 14:32:58
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿ™
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Jacob Kiplangat2020-07-13 21:48:09
Why donโ€™t elephants use computers? Theyโ€™re afraid of the mouse! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ–ฑ๏ธ
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Edward Lowassa2020-07-12 08:36:50
๐Ÿ˜† Iโ€™m literally in stitches right now!
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Mchawi2020-07-10 22:17:06
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ˜
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Joseph Kawawa2020-07-10 00:26:33
Iโ€™m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐Ÿฆž๐Ÿ•
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Henry Mollel2020-06-18 01:28:18
Iโ€™m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜„
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Agnes Njeri2020-06-17 17:15:26
Iโ€™m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ”ง
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Jane Muthoni2020-06-14 08:28:47
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ…๏ธ๐Ÿงญ
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Kijakazi2020-06-08 15:45:30
Iโ€™m not lazy, Iโ€™m on energy-saving mode. ๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ”‹
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Lydia Mahiga2020-06-07 07:20:43
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ˜
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Kheri2020-06-02 16:49:49
Calories donโ€™t count if you eat with friends. ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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James Malima2020-05-31 00:20:19
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐Ÿ˜…
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Susan Wangari2020-05-31 00:20:13
I don't sweatโ€”I sparkle! โœจ๐Ÿ˜…
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Patrick Kidata2020-05-14 04:12:57
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโ€™t figure anything out! ๐Ÿ“˜๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Shukuru2020-05-13 17:50:22
I donโ€™t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ˜•๐Ÿ“–
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Edward Chepkoech2020-05-12 11:34:45
Why donโ€™t koalas make great detectives? Theyโ€™re terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Ruth Wanjiku2020-05-07 14:41:55
๐Ÿคฃ This oneโ€™s fire!
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Lucy Kimotho2020-04-30 01:26:00
๐Ÿ˜‚ So funny!
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Michael Mboya2020-04-25 20:15:17
Classic! Iโ€™m still laughing! ๐Ÿ˜„