Why did the robber take a shower?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:02πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway! πŸšΏπŸ˜„

Explanation: The robber took a shower because he thought that by getting squeaky clean, he could wash away any evidence and leave no trace behind. Little did he know that his plan would be foiled by the clever detectives who were hot on his trail! But hey, at least he smelled nice while being caught! πŸ§πŸš”

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John Lissu2020-11-19 22:56:45
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. πŸ•πŸ’ͺ
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Mwanajuma2020-11-16 12:14:05
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Mariam2020-11-07 04:06:10
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Henry Mollel2020-11-07 01:53:09
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! πŸ“˜πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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Raphael Okoth2020-11-05 20:05:28
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Faiza2020-11-05 16:15:37
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! πŸ¦†πŸΏ
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Elizabeth Malima2020-11-02 15:33:31
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! πŸ”πŸ₯š
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My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. πŸ›‹οΈπŸ˜‚
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Elizabeth Malima2020-10-09 06:22:21
🀣 This one got me good!
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Halimah2020-09-25 01:25:17
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. πŸ†πŸ˜΄
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Asha2020-09-14 17:35:25
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Henry Sokoine2020-08-26 15:02:24
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Mary Sokoine2020-08-16 06:38:32
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. πŸ›ŒπŸ’¬
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Biashara2020-08-08 08:10:13
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. πŸ‘“πŸ˜œ
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Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸ§„
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You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. πŸŽ‚πŸ”₯
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Charles Mboje2020-08-02 23:21:06
🀣 Pure genius!
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Mwanaidi2020-07-30 11:41:21
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Josephine Nduta2020-07-21 20:08:14
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ€­