What dies but never lives?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:29๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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What dies but never lives? A battery! ๐Ÿ”‹

Explanation: A battery is a funny answer to this riddle because it eventually dies out of power, but it never actually lived or had a life in the first place. Plus, we all know the frustration of a dead battery when we need it the most! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ”‹

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Omar2020-06-03 00:38:08
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿ™
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Arifa2020-05-05 02:08:18
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Edith Cherotich2020-05-03 09:16:06
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโ€™t have chairs! ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฅš
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Josephine Nduta2020-04-13 15:50:50
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’ฌ
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Zuhura2020-04-11 17:17:52
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Iโ€™m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐Ÿž๐Ÿ˜‚
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Whatโ€™s a witchโ€™s favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ“–
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Iโ€™m writing a book. Iโ€™ve got the page numbers done. ๐Ÿ“šโœ๏ธ
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Andrew Mchome2020-01-18 17:38:20
I dusted once. It came back. Iโ€™m not falling for that again. ๐Ÿงน๐Ÿ˜†
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Rubea2020-01-14 22:44:39
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ“š
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I always give 100% at workโ€”12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ˜‚
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Raha2019-12-31 14:08:53
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’ค
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I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ’–