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What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:20💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?
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Short Answer: Fry-day! 🍟

Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! 😄🥔

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Fadhili2020-09-11 08:06:04
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Hamida2020-09-10 19:45:31
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️
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Raha2020-09-09 08:38:05
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Bernard Oduor2020-08-30 21:45:59
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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John Mwangi2020-08-28 08:14:31
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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George Mallya2020-08-23 21:31:29
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Janet Wambura2020-08-16 01:37:30
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Jamila2020-07-21 00:02:23
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Kenneth Murithi2020-07-17 01:26:21
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Michael Mboya2020-07-09 13:45:57
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Rose Amukowa2020-06-29 18:48:38
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Lydia Wanyama2020-06-24 23:31:08
😁 This just made my day!
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Hamida2020-06-15 20:01:10
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Yusra2020-06-07 06:29:02
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Mary Sokoine2020-05-31 19:37:14
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Amina2020-05-29 14:16:30
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Stephen Malecela2020-05-27 07:23:30
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Rahim2020-05-27 00:59:17
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Mwakisu2020-05-15 17:23:02
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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George Ndungu2020-05-13 05:22:25
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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