What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:30πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Q: What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day? A: "I love you a TON! 🐘❀️"

Explanation: Elephants are known for their massive size, so the play on words here is that they love each other "a ton," referring to both their weight and the intensity of their love. The use of the elephant emoji adds a touch of cuteness and humor to the answer.

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Hellen Nduta2021-07-26 17:48:38
πŸ˜„ What a joke!
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Mzee2021-07-22 09:09:52
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? πŸŽ±πŸ’°
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David Chacha2021-07-10 05:57:38
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷πŸ₯‹
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Wilson Ombati2021-07-01 06:13:07
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! πŸš—πŸ₯š
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Dorothy Majaliwa2021-06-30 04:37:51
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Furaha2021-06-29 21:09:35
I didn’t see that punchline comingβ€”hilarious! 🀣
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Rose Kiwanga2021-06-24 10:20:44
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. πŸ˜‘πŸ›Œ
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Carol Nyakio2021-06-24 00:10:40
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! πŸ˜πŸ“±
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Frank Sokoine2021-06-23 03:26:53
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! πŸ˜‚
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Jackson Makori2021-06-21 05:49:51
😁 This is gold!
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Sarafina2021-06-15 13:50:55
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Mary Kidata2021-06-10 18:26:48
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? πŸ˜΄πŸ‘Ή
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Grace Njuguna2021-05-28 08:50:48
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! πŸŒ½πŸ‘‚
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Patrick Kidata2021-05-04 14:23:52
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Umi2021-04-28 05:16:50
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
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Omari2021-04-27 12:51:49
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! πŸ±β›°οΈ
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Sofia2021-04-16 12:22:48
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πŸ’ΈπŸžοΈ
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Michael Mboya2021-04-15 15:26:56
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🀣
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Mwanaidi2021-04-12 19:20:13
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! πŸ“˜πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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Yahya2021-04-08 04:00:32
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! βœοΈπŸ“