What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:25πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: "Close the door, I'm dressing!"

Explanation: When the refrigerator is opened, the mayonnaise requests for the door to be closed because it's "dressing" itself, which is a play on words since mayonnaise is a popular dressing for salads and sandwiches. The use of the emoji πŸ˜„ adds a cheerful and lighthearted touch to the response.

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Furaha2021-05-28 22:00:23
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call meβ€”I’ll laugh at you. πŸ˜‚πŸ“ž
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Joy Wacera2021-05-27 19:37:42
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? πŸ›’πŸ˜‚
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Hekima2021-05-20 01:33:30
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! πŸ¦‰πŸŽ©
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Daniel Obura2021-05-18 03:22:26
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! πŸ§™β€β™€οΈπŸ“–
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Baraka2021-05-18 00:04:12
πŸ˜‚ I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Mwanahawa2021-05-07 23:36:39
Life is too short to remove USB safely. πŸ”ŒπŸ’»
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Husna2021-05-03 15:07:42
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! πŸ‚πŸ’€
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Neema2021-04-29 22:52:14
This is pure comedy gold! πŸ˜„
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Peter Mbise2021-04-22 19:58:29
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! πŸš΄β€β™€οΈπŸ˜΄
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Shani2021-04-22 16:50:32
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. πŸ›οΈπŸ˜΄
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Josephine2021-04-16 16:47:57
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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John Mushi2021-04-14 08:49:33
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. πŸ¦Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜Ž
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Benjamin Kibicho2021-03-31 23:14:05
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. πŸ˜΄πŸ™ƒ
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Jaffar2021-03-30 14:56:14
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! πŸŠπŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈ
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Mary Njeri2021-03-30 13:18:15
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. πŸš‰πŸ˜…
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Daniel Obura2021-03-29 08:03:21
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸŒŠ
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Jamal2021-03-28 03:49:26
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. πŸ₯ŠπŸ“†
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Sofia2021-03-18 21:23:18
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. πŸ§β€β™€οΈπŸ”΅
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Kheri2021-03-07 03:44:10
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! πŸ§¦β›³
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Joseph Kitine2021-02-28 12:51:28
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! πŸ’»πŸΊ