Whatโ€™s a cannibalโ€™s favorite sport?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 12:39:55๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ–

Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.

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Samuel Omondi2021-11-20 03:41:40
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐Ÿขโณ
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Khamis2021-11-14 06:16:07
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
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Jane Muthoni2021-11-09 12:17:36
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ™Œ
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Frank Macha2021-11-01 15:19:33
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿคฃ
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Grace Majaliwa2021-11-01 01:21:19
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿฟ
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Frank Macha2021-10-31 01:21:15
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿชฎ
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Linda Karimi2021-10-22 03:40:12
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โ›ณ๐Ÿ‘–
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Biashara2021-10-21 23:44:56
๐Ÿคฃ Sending this now!
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Nyota2021-10-15 06:26:45
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒž
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Maimuna2021-10-07 07:41:43
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐Ÿ•’โœˆ๏ธ
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Sofia2021-10-07 02:00:20
๐Ÿ˜ This just made my day!
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Khatib2021-10-04 11:47:05
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ”‹
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Nchi2021-10-01 07:48:42
If at first, you donโ€™t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Mwanais2021-09-25 09:16:04
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐Ÿ‹๐ŸŽป
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Nahida2021-09-22 00:59:04
I wasnโ€™t born to 'just get things done'โ€”I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคช
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Grace Njuguna2021-09-21 04:58:56
I would lose weight, but I donโ€™t like losing. ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†
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Mashaka2021-09-20 13:54:05
Iโ€™m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜†
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Stephen Amollo2021-09-10 11:34:15
๐Ÿ˜ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Leila2021-09-09 00:09:34
Why donโ€™t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ’‰
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Zakia2021-09-08 16:46:31
I canโ€™t brain today. I has the dumb. ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿคฏ