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What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:09💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s?
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Short Answer: Sleep with a garlic necklace and a wooden stake by my side! 🧛‍♂️🧄🍆

Explanation: As a fan of Dracula, I would take my obsession to the next level by ensuring I'm fully prepared for any potential encounters with vampires. Sleeping with a garlic necklace around my neck would keep those bloodsuckers at bay, and having a trusty wooden stake nearby would serve as my ultimate defense. Who needs a good night's sleep when you can be a vampire slayer, right?! 😄🌙

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Margaret Mahiga2022-01-04 23:25:39
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Edwin Ndambuki2021-12-29 05:35:06
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Mjaka2021-12-11 17:58:31
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Vincent Mwangangi2021-12-11 11:05:02
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Mwanais2021-12-11 01:43:20
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Alice Wanjiru2021-12-09 22:13:04
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️
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Mwafirika2021-11-28 22:38:21
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️
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Catherine Naliaka2021-11-26 05:30:19
😂 I’m dying!
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Victor Malima2021-11-23 18:55:32
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Joseph Kawawa2021-11-22 08:10:24
😄 Too good!
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Lucy Kimotho2021-11-18 23:32:51
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Jacob Kiplangat2021-11-17 17:26:56
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼
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Ruth Wanjiku2021-11-07 18:35:19
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Esther Nyambura2021-10-31 03:33:37
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Furaha2021-10-27 00:40:53
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Charles Mchome2021-10-15 12:08:09
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Paul Ndomba2021-10-13 01:05:43
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Safiya2021-09-30 19:44:30
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Benjamin Kibicho2021-09-29 01:44:10
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️
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Abubakari2021-09-28 23:45:41
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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