What did the baker say to his wife?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:22๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?

Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"

Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji ๐Ÿฅ– can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.

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David Nyerere2021-11-03 05:29:05
Why couldnโ€™t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘€
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Ali2021-11-01 11:49:26
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโ€™t tried chocolate. ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Benjamin Kibicho2021-10-30 05:14:30
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Joy Wacera2021-10-17 05:22:46
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Samuel Were2021-10-13 07:38:13
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Khadija2021-10-06 12:33:55
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Mwanaisha2021-10-04 04:06:22
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿคก
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Selemani2021-09-12 20:40:13
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโ€™m gaining weight. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ“
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Sarah Mbise2021-09-08 20:50:09
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ‘ก
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Sofia2021-08-22 10:23:02
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฌ
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Daudi2021-08-19 05:04:38
I like long walksโ€”especially when theyโ€™re taken by people who annoy me. ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‹
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Frank Macha2021-08-04 07:28:47
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Halimah2021-07-30 11:46:41
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Wande2021-07-20 23:32:27
Iโ€™m definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐Ÿ˜†
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Jane Malecela2021-07-19 06:59:54
Whatโ€™s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐Ÿช‚๐ŸŒ
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Zuhura2021-07-17 20:50:49
I love you more than coffee, but please donโ€™t make me prove it. โ˜•โค๏ธ
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Thomas Mwakalindile2021-07-03 02:02:44
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ“
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Raphael Okoth2021-07-02 06:10:28
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ“
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Christopher Oloo2021-06-24 09:55:15
Iโ€™ve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโ€™m thinking of making a few more. ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜œ
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Alice Wanjiru2021-06-20 10:41:27
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ˜•๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผ