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Muslima
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Dec 20, 2016
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Mwagonda
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Dec 17, 2016
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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John Mushi
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Dec 10, 2016
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Vincent Mwangangi
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Dec 3, 2016
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Joseph Mallya
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Nov 28, 2016
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Aziza
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Nov 22, 2016
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Mwanajuma
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Nov 16, 2016
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Abdullah
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Nov 16, 2016
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Jafari
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Nov 6, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Samuel Omondi
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Oct 26, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Asha
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Oct 15, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Monica Nyalandu
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Oct 7, 2016
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Zulekha
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Oct 6, 2016
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Ruth Wanjiku
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Sep 25, 2016
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Binti
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Sep 19, 2016
😂 This is a keeper!
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Asha
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Sep 12, 2016
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Betty Kimaro
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Aug 31, 2016
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Benjamin Masanja
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Aug 23, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Sekela
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Aug 19, 2016
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Aug 19, 2016
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Fadhili
Guest
Aug 9, 2016
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jul 30, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Jafari
Guest
Jul 21, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Yusuf
Guest
Jul 8, 2016
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jul 1, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jun 24, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Fadhili
Guest
Jun 23, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Tabu
Guest
Jun 11, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Salima
Guest
May 30, 2016
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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George Wanjala
Guest
May 29, 2016
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
May 24, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
May 19, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Kheri
Guest
May 18, 2016
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Amani
Guest
May 14, 2016
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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David Nyerere
Guest
May 7, 2016
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
May 5, 2016
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Edward Chepkoech
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Apr 12, 2016
😅 I needed that!
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Margaret Anyango
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Apr 10, 2016
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Raphael Okoth
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Apr 3, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Mar 29, 2016
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Mar 28, 2016
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Mary Sokoine
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Mar 23, 2016
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Charles Wafula
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Mar 22, 2016
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Hellen Nduta
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Mar 18, 2016
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Anna Malela
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Mar 18, 2016
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Ahmed
Guest
Mar 13, 2016
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Mar 4, 2016
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Baraka
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Feb 22, 2016
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Janet Sumaye
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Feb 20, 2016
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Patrick Akech
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Feb 18, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Edward Chepkoech
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Jan 26, 2016
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Betty Akinyi
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Jan 26, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Kazija
Guest
Jan 15, 2016
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jan 9, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jan 8, 2016
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Sarafina
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Jan 8, 2016
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Charles Mrope
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Jan 6, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Nancy Akumu
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Jan 6, 2016
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Patrick Mutua
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Jan 5, 2016
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Charles Mboje
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Jan 4, 2016
😆 Bookmarking this!
