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Paul Ndomba
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Jan 14, 2017
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Lydia Mutheu
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Jan 13, 2017
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Anna Mahiga
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Jan 11, 2017
😄 You got me!
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Selemani
Guest
Jan 7, 2017
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jan 6, 2017
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jan 5, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Zuhura
Guest
Jan 2, 2017
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Dec 17, 2016
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Dec 12, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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John Mushi
Guest
Dec 4, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Dec 2, 2016
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Nov 22, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Latifa
Guest
Nov 13, 2016
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Nov 12, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Rehema
Guest
Nov 11, 2016
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Salima
Guest
Nov 10, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Nov 10, 2016
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Nov 10, 2016
😆 I’m dying over here!
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James Kimani
Guest
Nov 6, 2016
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Hashim
Guest
Nov 6, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Mwanais
Guest
Nov 2, 2016
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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George Tenga
Guest
Oct 29, 2016
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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David Ochieng
Guest
Oct 18, 2016
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Oct 15, 2016
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Oct 13, 2016
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Oct 12, 2016
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Oct 8, 2016
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Kheri
Guest
Oct 7, 2016
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Oct 1, 2016
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Sep 30, 2016
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Sep 21, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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John Lissu
Guest
Sep 20, 2016
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Salma
Guest
Sep 13, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Rubea
Guest
Sep 10, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Abubakar
Guest
Sep 5, 2016
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Sep 5, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Aug 29, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Issack
Guest
Aug 29, 2016
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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John Kamande
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Aug 25, 2016
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Rahma
Guest
Aug 23, 2016
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Abdillah
Guest
Aug 15, 2016
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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George Mallya
Guest
Aug 15, 2016
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Irene Makena
Guest
Aug 9, 2016
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Aug 8, 2016
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Zainab
Guest
Jul 24, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Robert Okello
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Jul 22, 2016
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Makame
Guest
Jul 17, 2016
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jul 16, 2016
😁 This made my day!
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Mzee
Guest
Jul 15, 2016
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Mhina
Guest
Jul 13, 2016
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Jabir
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Jul 12, 2016
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jul 2, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Sarafina
Guest
Jun 28, 2016
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Hekima
Guest
Jun 25, 2016
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jun 23, 2016
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jun 18, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Carol Nyakio
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Jun 12, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
May 28, 2016
😄 Nailed it!
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Raha
Guest
May 26, 2016
😆 Saving this one!
