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Raphael Okoth
Guest
May 5, 2017
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Rehema
Guest
May 3, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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John Lissu
Guest
Apr 23, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Apr 22, 2017
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Selemani
Guest
Apr 21, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Mar 28, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Raha
Guest
Mar 26, 2017
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Shabani
Guest
Mar 12, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Feb 28, 2017
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Josephine
Guest
Feb 21, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Feb 14, 2017
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Feb 12, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Mwalimu
Guest
Feb 8, 2017
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jan 26, 2017
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jan 18, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jan 9, 2017
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Halima
Guest
Jan 3, 2017
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Mwagonda
Guest
Dec 20, 2016
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Dec 4, 2016
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Hamida
Guest
Nov 26, 2016
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Nov 19, 2016
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Yahya
Guest
Nov 12, 2016
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Josephine
Guest
Oct 21, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Mwalimu
Guest
Oct 20, 2016
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Amina
Guest
Oct 18, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Oct 16, 2016
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Tabu
Guest
Oct 14, 2016
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Kijakazi
Guest
Oct 13, 2016
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Wande
Guest
Oct 12, 2016
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Rehema
Guest
Oct 6, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Kiza
Guest
Sep 29, 2016
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Baraka
Guest
Sep 25, 2016
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Sep 20, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Sep 13, 2016
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Sep 6, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Mwinyi
Guest
Aug 17, 2016
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Mwakisu
Guest
Aug 10, 2016
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Victor Malima
Guest
Aug 9, 2016
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jul 18, 2016
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jul 18, 2016
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jul 12, 2016
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jul 6, 2016
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Mashaka
Guest
Jul 5, 2016
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Amani
Guest
Jul 1, 2016
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jun 29, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Shani
Guest
Jun 28, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jun 26, 2016
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jun 26, 2016
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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James Kimani
Guest
Jun 25, 2016
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Jafari
Guest
Jun 10, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jun 9, 2016
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Zulekha
Guest
Jun 9, 2016
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Jafari
Guest
Jun 3, 2016
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Nchi
Guest
May 28, 2016
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Ahmed
Guest
May 20, 2016
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
May 19, 2016
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Amani
Guest
Apr 25, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
