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Amina
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Mar 16, 2018
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Grace Minja
Guest
Mar 11, 2018
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Mar 9, 2018
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Mar 2, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Khalifa
Guest
Feb 24, 2018
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Stephen Malecela
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Feb 22, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Majid
Guest
Feb 21, 2018
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Feb 16, 2018
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Feb 12, 2018
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Jabir
Guest
Feb 7, 2018
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Yusra
Guest
Feb 3, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jan 26, 2018
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jan 25, 2018
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jan 20, 2018
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jan 16, 2018
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Zulekha
Guest
Jan 9, 2018
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jan 9, 2018
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Omari
Guest
Dec 18, 2017
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Selemani
Guest
Dec 14, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Husna
Guest
Dec 4, 2017
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Dec 3, 2017
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Nov 21, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Nov 16, 2017
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Ann Awino
Guest
Nov 16, 2017
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Irene Makena
Guest
Nov 11, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Anna Malela
Guest
Nov 10, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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David Sokoine
Guest
Nov 5, 2017
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Chris Okello
Guest
Nov 3, 2017
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Maulid
Guest
Nov 1, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Shukuru
Guest
Oct 17, 2017
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Oct 10, 2017
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Salima
Guest
Oct 3, 2017
😂 So funny!
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Aziza
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Mwakisu
Guest
Sep 23, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Salum
Guest
Sep 12, 2017
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Farida
Guest
Sep 4, 2017
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Aug 19, 2017
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Aug 6, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Mwanais
Guest
Jul 28, 2017
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jul 19, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Saidi
Guest
Jul 15, 2017
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Kheri
Guest
Jul 15, 2017
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jul 11, 2017
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jun 24, 2017
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Tabu
Guest
Jun 14, 2017
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Rehema
Guest
Jun 6, 2017
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jun 3, 2017
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Sarah Karani
Guest
May 23, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Rehema
Guest
May 10, 2017
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Jane Muthui
Guest
May 8, 2017
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Mchawi
Guest
Apr 23, 2017
😄 Perfect joke!
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Nuru
Guest
Apr 23, 2017
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Nasra
Guest
Apr 14, 2017
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Jabir
Guest
Apr 7, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Khatib
Guest
Apr 5, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Mar 26, 2017
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Mar 25, 2017
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Kijakazi
Guest
Mar 13, 2017
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Mar 13, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
