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Raha
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Apr 10, 2018
😂 Sharing right away!
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Carol Nyakio
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Apr 7, 2018
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Apr 6, 2018
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Mwanais
Guest
Mar 29, 2018
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Tabu
Guest
Mar 26, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Mar 23, 2018
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Jane Muthui
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Mar 18, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Mar 5, 2018
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Hamida
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Feb 27, 2018
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Feb 4, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Mchuma
Guest
Jan 27, 2018
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Khatib
Guest
Jan 11, 2018
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Abubakar
Guest
Jan 10, 2018
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jan 9, 2018
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Bakari
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Jan 3, 2018
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Mhina
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Dec 31, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Dec 27, 2017
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Dec 26, 2017
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Dec 22, 2017
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Mwafirika
Guest
Dec 21, 2017
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Josephine
Guest
Dec 17, 2017
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Benjamin Masanja
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Dec 17, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Dec 6, 2017
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Nov 27, 2017
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Nov 19, 2017
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Nov 18, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Omari
Guest
Nov 9, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Rubea
Guest
Nov 6, 2017
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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John Mwangi
Guest
Oct 29, 2017
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Yusra
Guest
Oct 25, 2017
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Oct 24, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Maimuna
Guest
Oct 21, 2017
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Oct 18, 2017
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Mustafa
Guest
Oct 15, 2017
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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George Mallya
Guest
Sep 24, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Safiya
Guest
Sep 20, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Maulid
Guest
Sep 20, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Safiya
Guest
Sep 19, 2017
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Fadhila
Guest
Sep 19, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Yusra
Guest
Sep 19, 2017
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Sep 13, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Sep 9, 2017
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Abubakar
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Sep 8, 2017
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Mtumwa
Guest
Aug 17, 2017
Thanks Ackyshine
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Aug 10, 2017
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Warda
Guest
Aug 5, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Bahati
Guest
Jul 31, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jul 30, 2017
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Jane Muthui
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Jul 23, 2017
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jul 18, 2017
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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John Malisa
Guest
Jul 12, 2017
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jun 11, 2017
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Irene Akoth
Guest
May 29, 2017
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Neema
Guest
May 23, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
May 23, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
May 1, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Yusuf
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Apr 30, 2017
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Chum
Guest
Apr 27, 2017
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Nashon
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Apr 20, 2017
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
