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Ramadhan
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Mar 24, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Mar 11, 2018
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Neema
Guest
Feb 27, 2018
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Kahina
Guest
Feb 23, 2018
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Feb 7, 2018
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Furaha
Guest
Jan 30, 2018
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jan 29, 2018
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Mhina
Guest
Jan 27, 2018
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jan 25, 2018
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jan 24, 2018
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jan 23, 2018
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Khatib
Guest
Jan 22, 2018
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Omar
Guest
Jan 21, 2018
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Sekela
Guest
Jan 18, 2018
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Athumani
Guest
Jan 14, 2018
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Dec 27, 2017
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Dec 23, 2017
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Zubeida
Guest
Dec 17, 2017
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Dec 7, 2017
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Leila
Guest
Dec 3, 2017
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Bahati
Guest
Nov 30, 2017
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Nov 11, 2017
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Khadija
Guest
Nov 9, 2017
😆 This one really got me!
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David Chacha
Guest
Oct 28, 2017
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Oct 26, 2017
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Azima
Guest
Oct 12, 2017
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Kheri
Guest
Oct 11, 2017
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Oct 8, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Sep 28, 2017
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Issack
Guest
Sep 24, 2017
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Sultan
Guest
Sep 19, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Sep 17, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 11, 2017
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Aug 24, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Aug 9, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Mgeni
Guest
Aug 5, 2017
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Aug 5, 2017
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jul 24, 2017
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Athumani
Guest
Jul 19, 2017
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jul 17, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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John Lissu
Guest
Jul 15, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Arifa
Guest
Jul 10, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Rahma
Guest
Jul 1, 2017
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jun 25, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Mgeni
Guest
Jun 10, 2017
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Leila
Guest
Jun 7, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jun 3, 2017
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
May 16, 2017
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Abubakari
Guest
May 14, 2017
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
May 11, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Apr 19, 2017
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Aziza
Guest
Apr 18, 2017
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 16, 2017
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Abubakar
Guest
Apr 14, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Apr 14, 2017
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Biashara
Guest
Apr 10, 2017
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Apr 10, 2017
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 10, 2017
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 1, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
