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Khalifa
Guest
Jan 18, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jan 14, 2020
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jan 12, 2020
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jan 12, 2020
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jan 7, 2020
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jan 7, 2020
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Khalifa
Guest
Dec 31, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Mustafa
Guest
Dec 18, 2019
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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David Sokoine
Guest
Dec 12, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Fadhila
Guest
Dec 9, 2019
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Dec 2, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Dec 1, 2019
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Nov 20, 2019
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Mwajabu
Guest
Nov 18, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Maimuna
Guest
Nov 3, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Latifa
Guest
Oct 28, 2019
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Oct 25, 2019
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Masika
Guest
Oct 24, 2019
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Oct 24, 2019
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Oct 22, 2019
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Oct 18, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Oct 14, 2019
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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David Sokoine
Guest
Oct 10, 2019
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Oct 5, 2019
😆 Still cracking up!
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Sep 20, 2019
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Sep 18, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Mashaka
Guest
Sep 3, 2019
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Mjaka
Guest
Aug 31, 2019
🤣 Pure genius!
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Rahim
Guest
Aug 30, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Khalifa
Guest
Aug 29, 2019
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Jaffar
Guest
Aug 24, 2019
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Juma
Guest
Aug 20, 2019
😂 So funny!
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David Nyerere
Guest
Aug 13, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Jafari
Guest
Aug 12, 2019
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Sekela
Guest
Aug 5, 2019
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Aug 4, 2019
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Aug 1, 2019
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jul 31, 2019
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jul 24, 2019
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jul 21, 2019
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Nashon
Guest
Jul 18, 2019
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Maneno
Guest
Jun 30, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Kheri
Guest
Jun 18, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jun 5, 2019
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Sumaya
Guest
Jun 4, 2019
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jun 3, 2019
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jun 1, 2019
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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John Lissu
Guest
May 31, 2019
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Juma
Guest
May 27, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Rukia
Guest
May 21, 2019
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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John Mwangi
Guest
May 19, 2019
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
May 16, 2019
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
May 6, 2019
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
May 1, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Asha
Guest
Apr 23, 2019
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Apr 17, 2019
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Apr 14, 2019
😅 I’m still laughing!