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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jun 14, 2021
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Husna
Guest
Jun 12, 2021
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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James Kimani
Guest
Jun 11, 2021
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Rubea
Guest
May 25, 2021
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Nahida
Guest
May 24, 2021
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Jaffar
Guest
May 22, 2021
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
May 17, 2021
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
May 4, 2021
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Chris Okello
Guest
Apr 28, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Mar 5, 2021
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Salma
Guest
Mar 5, 2021
😆 This one really got me!
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Feb 27, 2021
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Feb 18, 2021
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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David Nyerere
Guest
Feb 11, 2021
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Athumani
Guest
Feb 8, 2021
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Feb 2, 2021
😁 This made my day!
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Abdillah
Guest
Jan 22, 2021
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jan 20, 2021
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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John Lissu
Guest
Jan 15, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jan 11, 2021
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Dec 28, 2020
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Dec 12, 2020
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Abubakar
Guest
Nov 28, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Jaffar
Guest
Nov 24, 2020
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Nov 17, 2020
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Nov 12, 2020
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Sarafina
Guest
Nov 10, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Oct 30, 2020
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Nuru
Guest
Oct 30, 2020
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Makame
Guest
Oct 23, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Oct 21, 2020
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Oct 21, 2020
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Oct 17, 2020
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Oct 11, 2020
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Halima
Guest
Oct 5, 2020
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Mtumwa
Guest
Sep 28, 2020
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 21, 2020
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Shamim
Guest
Sep 11, 2020
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Rashid
Guest
Sep 7, 2020
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Sep 5, 2020
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Sep 3, 2020
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Aug 23, 2020
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Irene Makena
Guest
Aug 20, 2020
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Aug 10, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Rahma
Guest
Aug 6, 2020
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jul 27, 2020
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jul 17, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 1, 2020
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Shamsa
Guest
Jun 28, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jun 26, 2020
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jun 21, 2020
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Fatuma
Guest
Jun 20, 2020
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Zuhura
Guest
Jun 20, 2020
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jun 4, 2020
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Nassar
Guest
May 9, 2020
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Grace Mligo
Guest
May 9, 2020
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Ramadhan
Guest
May 4, 2020
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Mwagonda
Guest
May 3, 2020
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Mar 30, 2020
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Ndoto
Guest
Mar 13, 2020
🤣 Brilliant joke!
