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Samuel Omondi
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Dec 15, 2020
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Dec 12, 2020
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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Stephen Kangethe
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Dec 6, 2020
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
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Furaha
Guest
Dec 4, 2020
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Nov 30, 2020
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
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David Nyerere
Guest
Nov 25, 2020
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Nov 10, 2020
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Oct 23, 2020
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Oct 21, 2020
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Oct 20, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Oct 19, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
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Zuhura
Guest
Oct 14, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
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George Mallya
Guest
Oct 4, 2020
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Sep 22, 2020
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Sep 21, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Sep 18, 2020
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Sep 17, 2020
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 14, 2020
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Sep 4, 2020
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
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Sharifa
Guest
Aug 31, 2020
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Aug 29, 2020
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
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Daudi
Guest
Aug 14, 2020
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Aug 10, 2020
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
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Khalifa
Guest
Aug 8, 2020
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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Rahma
Guest
Jul 26, 2020
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
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John Kamande
Guest
Jul 23, 2020
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jul 4, 2020
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
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Baraka
Guest
Jun 20, 2020
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
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Athumani
Guest
Jun 12, 2020
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jun 12, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช
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Husna
Guest
Jun 7, 2020
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jun 3, 2020
๐ What a joke!
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jun 2, 2020
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
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Faiza
Guest
May 25, 2020
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
May 20, 2020
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
May 16, 2020
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
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Shamim
Guest
May 15, 2020
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Peter Mbise
Guest
May 11, 2020
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
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Mary Njeri
Guest
May 6, 2020
๐ You got me good!
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Juma
Guest
May 2, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Apr 24, 2020
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Apr 3, 2020
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Apr 2, 2020
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Mar 26, 2020
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Mar 23, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
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Mwalimu
Guest
Mar 22, 2020
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
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Samuel Were
Guest
Mar 14, 2020
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Feb 25, 2020
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Feb 20, 2020
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Feb 20, 2020
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Warda
Guest
Feb 5, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
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Abdillah
Guest
Feb 5, 2020
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
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Hassan
Guest
Jan 31, 2020
๐ Still cracking up!
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James Mduma
Guest
Jan 29, 2020
๐ Instant mood boost!
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jan 28, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
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Azima
Guest
Jan 26, 2020
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
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Shabani
Guest
Jan 23, 2020
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
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Fadhili
Guest
Jan 10, 2020
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jan 5, 2020
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
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Issack
Guest
Dec 23, 2019
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
