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Halimah
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Dec 14, 2021
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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George Tenga
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Dec 9, 2021
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Salum
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Dec 5, 2021
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Rose Kiwanga
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Nov 30, 2021
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Khalifa
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Nov 29, 2021
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Ann Awino
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Nov 27, 2021
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Salma
Guest
Nov 26, 2021
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Neema
Guest
Nov 15, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Bakari
Guest
Nov 5, 2021
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Alex Nakitare
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Nov 5, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Sultan
Guest
Nov 2, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Bahati
Guest
Nov 1, 2021
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Oct 28, 2021
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Oct 27, 2021
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Oct 18, 2021
😂 So funny!
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Oct 14, 2021
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Oct 12, 2021
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Oct 4, 2021
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Miriam Mchome
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Sep 24, 2021
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Peter Otieno
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Sep 20, 2021
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Sep 4, 2021
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Sep 2, 2021
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Irene Makena
Guest
Sep 1, 2021
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Sep 1, 2021
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Aug 31, 2021
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Aug 26, 2021
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Nchi
Guest
Aug 20, 2021
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Aug 19, 2021
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Aug 15, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Stephen Kikwete
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Aug 13, 2021
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Aug 13, 2021
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Asha
Guest
Aug 13, 2021
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Aug 11, 2021
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Salma
Guest
Aug 5, 2021
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Aug 4, 2021
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jul 29, 2021
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Jane Malecela
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Jul 27, 2021
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jul 26, 2021
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jul 26, 2021
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jul 25, 2021
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jul 23, 2021
🤣 Sending this now!
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jul 22, 2021
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jul 21, 2021
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jul 19, 2021
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Jabir
Guest
Jul 18, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jul 18, 2021
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jul 17, 2021
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jul 11, 2021
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jul 1, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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John Lissu
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Jun 26, 2021
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Jamila
Guest
Jun 20, 2021
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jun 20, 2021
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Mchawi
Guest
Jun 20, 2021
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jun 17, 2021
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jun 15, 2021
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
