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Mwajuma
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Sep 20, 2023
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Sep 14, 2023
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Azima
Guest
Sep 6, 2023
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Sep 5, 2023
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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John Mushi
Guest
Sep 2, 2023
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Aug 26, 2023
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Aug 25, 2023
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Mwajabu
Guest
Aug 5, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Aug 3, 2023
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Aug 3, 2023
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jul 29, 2023
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jul 25, 2023
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jul 10, 2023
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Sofia
Guest
Jul 10, 2023
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Sekela
Guest
Jul 1, 2023
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jun 20, 2023
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jun 16, 2023
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Jabir
Guest
Jun 14, 2023
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Kazija
Guest
Jun 11, 2023
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Violet Mumo
Guest
May 27, 2023
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Ann Wambui
Guest
May 25, 2023
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Sofia
Guest
May 12, 2023
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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George Mallya
Guest
Apr 28, 2023
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Apr 27, 2023
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Apr 23, 2023
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Shamim
Guest
Apr 22, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Abubakari
Guest
Apr 19, 2023
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Amina
Guest
Apr 14, 2023
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Biashara
Guest
Apr 14, 2023
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Apr 3, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Mar 30, 2023
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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John Malisa
Guest
Mar 27, 2023
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Mjaka
Guest
Mar 26, 2023
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Mar 24, 2023
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Mar 17, 2023
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Salum
Guest
Mar 16, 2023
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Mar 12, 2023
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Latifa
Guest
Mar 6, 2023
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Mar 3, 2023
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Feb 25, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Faiza
Guest
Feb 16, 2023
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jan 3, 2023
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Ann Awino
Guest
Dec 25, 2022
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Dec 22, 2022
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Dec 19, 2022
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Ann Awino
Guest
Dec 17, 2022
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Josephine
Guest
Dec 10, 2022
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Wande
Guest
Dec 9, 2022
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Dec 5, 2022
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Dec 4, 2022
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Dec 3, 2022
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Mwanais
Guest
Nov 18, 2022
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Zainab
Guest
Nov 16, 2022
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Nov 13, 2022
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Nov 13, 2022
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Nov 8, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Hassan
Guest
Oct 29, 2022
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Oct 27, 2022
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Oct 22, 2022
😄 You got me!
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Oct 16, 2022
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
