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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:07💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Short Answer: Because it was two-tired! 🚲😄

Explanation: The play on words here is that "two-tired" sounds like "too tired." So, the bicycle couldn't stand up because it was exhausted from all the riding it had done! 🚲😴

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James Malima2022-03-02 23:03:29

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Jane Muthoni2022-03-02 21:45:34

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Carol Nyakio2022-02-23 13:32:41

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

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Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

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I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Charles Mrope2022-02-15 13:48:55

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

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Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Hellen Nduta2022-02-07 06:53:51

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

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I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Mwajuma2022-01-29 19:20:00

😄 You got me!

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Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

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I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

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How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

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I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

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I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

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How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Mwanaidha2021-12-26 15:23:38

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

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Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

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