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What has two legs but can’t walk?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:00💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What has two legs but can’t walk?
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Short Answer: A pair of pants! 🩳😄

Explanation: Pants have two legs, but they can't walk on their own! They need someone to wear them and give them the ability to move around. So, next time you see a pair of pants, just remember that they're great at covering your legs, but terrible at walking! 🙃

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Edith Cherotich2022-04-20 07:09:49
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Shabani2022-04-19 09:42:40
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Margaret Anyango2022-04-04 04:03:59
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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George Wanjala2022-03-31 08:20:49
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Khadija2022-03-30 23:45:02
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Ahmed2022-03-27 20:04:55
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵
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Stephen Kikwete2022-03-14 18:37:50
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Mhina2022-03-13 12:30:40
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Ali2022-03-10 08:01:51
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Andrew Mahiga2022-03-09 11:47:44
😅 I needed that!
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Mary Sokoine2022-03-01 05:11:29
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Athumani2022-02-20 11:32:31
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Daniel Obura2022-02-18 18:15:06
😁 This is gold!
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Hamida2022-02-12 17:56:47
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Khatib2022-02-02 13:15:37
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Victor Kamau2022-01-29 22:04:09
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Elizabeth Mrema2022-01-28 15:36:17
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Alice Mrema2022-01-28 01:07:30
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Ruth Wanjiku2022-01-27 08:51:52
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️
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Hekima2022-01-08 02:56:17
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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