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What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:39:58💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything?

Q: What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything? 🐘

A: The elephant's ego! 🙌

Explanation: The answer plays on the idea that an elephant's ego, or sense of self-importance, can be even bigger than its physical size. By using the emoji 🙌, it adds a playful touch and emphasizes the humor of the answer.

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Mohamed2022-03-17 23:25:49

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

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Mwanaisha2022-03-15 17:04:50

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

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Moses Kipkemboi2022-03-13 16:50:23

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

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Fatuma2022-03-08 22:52:24

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

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Maulid2022-03-06 14:04:20

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

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Catherine Naliaka2022-02-28 23:26:24

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

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Rahim2022-02-20 19:02:24

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

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John Lissu2022-02-04 18:00:03

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

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Linda Karimi2022-02-02 18:03:51

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

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Charles Mchome2022-01-23 03:08:49

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

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Sarafina2022-01-15 00:36:05

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

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Ruth Mtangi2022-01-13 06:42:48

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

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Zulekha2022-01-11 13:20:09

🤣 This joke is too good!

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Lydia Mahiga2022-01-09 05:40:06

😁 Best laugh of the day!

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Ibrahim2022-01-02 01:01:40

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

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Nancy Kabura2021-12-31 06:23:52

😆 This one really got me!

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Mwajuma2021-12-27 17:20:05

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

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Latifa2021-12-27 06:54:14

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

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Benjamin Masanja2021-12-24 14:55:01

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

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Philip Nyaga2021-12-21 15:28:34

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉