What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:39:55πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! πŸ€πŸ–

Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.

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Grace Wairimu2022-04-03 16:10:02
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! πŸ‘»πŸ₯§
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Saidi2022-03-30 10:14:03
πŸ˜† Laughing so hard right now!
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Richard Mulwa2022-03-28 04:23:39
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. πŸ€”πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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Mchawi2022-03-27 15:54:35
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Mchuma2022-03-27 10:46:07
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. πŸ“±πŸ˜΄
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Salum2022-03-22 04:03:29
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. πŸ’‘πŸ€£
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Andrew Odhiambo2022-03-15 10:25:21
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! πŸ„πŸ¦Ά
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Nora Kidata2022-03-10 04:46:12
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. πŸ€’πŸ€”
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Fatuma2022-03-02 09:24:40
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🀑
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Hamida2022-03-01 15:54:00
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Mjaka2022-02-23 20:22:07
πŸ˜† I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Elijah Mutua2022-01-19 23:01:07
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! πŸ¦‘πŸ˜‚
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Maulid2022-01-19 01:59:29
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! πŸŒπŸ€’
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Mary Kendi2022-01-16 19:55:32
πŸ˜‚ I’m seriously crying over here!
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Kijakazi2021-12-24 02:22:41
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? πŸ˜πŸ€”
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Lydia Mahiga2021-12-23 14:45:54
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? πŸ™„πŸ’¬
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Moses Mwita2021-12-19 15:12:43
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. πŸ‘œπŸ˜‚
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Philip Nyaga2021-12-05 19:56:46
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬…οΈπŸ§­
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Nancy Akumu2021-12-05 04:33:04
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏑🧼
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Anna Mahiga2021-12-03 08:28:41
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. πŸ’€πŸ”‹