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What runs but never walks?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:08💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Q: What runs but never walks? 🏃‍♀️ A: A nose! 👃

Explanation: A nose "runs" in the sense that it produces a runny nose when someone is sick, but it never actually "walks" because, well, noses don't have legs! 😄

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Baridi2022-02-12 18:39:49

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Joyce Mussa2022-02-06 05:34:15

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Janet Mbithe2022-01-27 20:13:13

😆 That punchline!

Joseph Kawawa2022-01-25 16:44:31

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Rabia2022-01-24 00:37:29

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Kiza2022-01-17 21:19:07

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Habiba2022-01-17 17:39:38

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Nahida2022-01-15 09:53:50

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Patrick Kidata2022-01-13 19:29:59

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Edwin Ndambuki2022-01-02 07:45:51

🤣 Sending this now!

Hawa2021-12-31 18:33:44

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Baraka2021-12-26 06:14:00

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Jaffar2021-12-22 20:49:07

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Alice Jebet2021-12-09 07:22:01

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Samson Tibaijuka2021-12-01 14:53:27

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Ramadhan2021-11-29 17:39:50

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Rose Kiwanga2021-11-28 17:49:44

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Mjaka2021-11-23 19:22:28

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Khalifa2021-11-21 10:13:39

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Mwinyi2021-11-15 13:20:22

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

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