What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:11๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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Short answer: He got twelve months!

Explanation: Well, you see, when the man stole the calendar from the store, he thought he was just getting a free calendar. Little did he know, calendars have a way of keeping track of time. So, instead of escaping with his loot, he ended up with twelve whole months of his life! Talk about a hilarious twist of fate! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ“†

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