What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:09πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Sleep with a garlic necklace and a wooden stake by my side! πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸ§„πŸ†

Explanation: As a fan of Dracula, I would take my obsession to the next level by ensuring I'm fully prepared for any potential encounters with vampires. Sleeping with a garlic necklace around my neck would keep those bloodsuckers at bay, and having a trusty wooden stake nearby would serve as my ultimate defense. Who needs a good night's sleep when you can be a vampire slayer, right?! πŸ˜„πŸŒ™

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Arifa2022-03-23 19:03:02
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. πŸ’πŸ˜†
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Nashon2022-03-22 23:25:13
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Abubakar2022-03-19 18:08:12
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! πŸŒŠπŸ‘‹
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Frank Macha2022-03-19 06:54:39
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. β˜•πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ
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Alex Nyamweya2022-03-16 15:38:57
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. πŸŒžπŸŒ™
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Selemani2022-03-14 07:17:41
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! πŸ˜„
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Mwanaidha2022-03-13 00:05:53
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! πŸŽ©πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ
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Brian Karanja2022-03-01 11:49:41
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. πŸš‰πŸ˜…
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Hawa2022-03-01 08:25:57
This is pure comedy gold! πŸ˜„
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Margaret Anyango2022-02-26 10:00:54
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! πŸ˜‚
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Frank Macha2022-02-23 05:56:36
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎢🎡
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Nuru2022-02-22 10:46:07
The best part of going to work is coming back home. πŸ‘πŸ’Ό
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Peter Mbise2022-02-15 10:28:57
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. πŸ•πŸ’΅
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Andrew Mahiga2022-02-07 17:05:19
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! πŸ‡πŸ·
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Charles Mchome2022-02-07 01:50:57
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! πŸ₯šπŸ€£
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Rubea2022-02-03 13:11:07
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! β˜•πŸš”
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Esther Cheruiyot2022-01-29 22:29:32
This joke just turned my whole mood around! πŸ˜ƒ
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Hawa2022-01-17 14:07:57
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. πŸ˜œπŸ›‘οΈ
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Patrick Akech2022-01-13 10:37:45
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! πŸ§¦β›³
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John Lissu2022-01-05 14:51:17
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! πŸ¦†πŸ’΅