What dies but never lives?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:29πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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What dies but never lives? A battery! πŸ”‹

Explanation: A battery is a funny answer to this riddle because it eventually dies out of power, but it never actually lived or had a life in the first place. Plus, we all know the frustration of a dead battery when we need it the most! πŸ˜„πŸ”‹

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Patrick Mutua2021-12-02 09:29:37
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Kevin Maina2021-11-17 20:42:28
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! πŸœπŸ’‰
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Hashim2021-11-15 21:55:55
πŸ˜„ Nailed it!
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Rose Lowassa2021-11-04 03:29:29
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. πŸ•’βœˆοΈ
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Thomas Mwakalindile2021-10-27 02:27:10
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! πŸŸβš–οΈ
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Mhina2021-10-18 12:04:39
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. πŸ” πŸ€”
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Latifa2021-10-15 17:20:33
I have a degree in sarcasm. πŸŽ“πŸ˜
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James Kimani2021-10-07 20:41:58
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. πŸ€”
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Joyce Mussa2021-10-02 12:42:03
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. πŸͺ‘βœ‹
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Peter Tibaijuka2021-09-30 00:27:51
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. πŸ¦πŸ’Έ
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Tabu2021-09-23 06:59:29
Thanks Ackyshine
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Lydia Mutheu2021-09-16 21:56:40
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. πŸͺ‚βŒ
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Isaac Kiptoo2021-08-29 17:17:51
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! β›„πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈ
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Khalifa2021-08-15 21:24:14
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬…οΈπŸ’‘
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Wilson Ombati2021-08-14 05:19:51
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πŸ’ΌπŸ€£
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Stephen Malecela2021-08-09 23:13:57
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! πŸ˜†πŸ‘Ά
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Daudi2021-08-09 17:53:34
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Charles Mchome2021-08-08 22:42:01
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🀣
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Sofia2021-08-06 15:35:38
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call meβ€”I’ll laugh at you. πŸ˜‚πŸ“ž
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Maimuna2021-08-04 17:43:01
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎